By: The Wayward Wits Podcast
In the latest installment of "BellesAblindDate," co-hosts (a sardonic comedian with a penchant for existential rants) and Damon "The Situation" Work (a charismatic foodie with zero emotional depth) attempt to navigate a blind date for their audience's most chaotic fan, "Sam." Sam’s only instruction? "Make it awkward. Make it romantic. And make it end with a fight over pineapple on pizza." bellesablinddate e116 cubbi thompson and damon work
I need to check if "BellesAblindDate" is a real show. Maybe it's a typo. If I search for "BellesAblindDate E116," do I find any valid sources? Also, Cubbi Thompson and Damon Work—could they be real people, maybe creators or participants in this show? Alternatively, are they characters in a story? If it's a TV show, I can look up the episode details. If it's a podcast, I can check the episodes list. By: The Wayward Wits Podcast In the latest
Sam (Samantha) quietly sips their tea and declares, “You two are like bishops on a chessboard. Always arguing diagonally.” The trio erupts into chaos, ending the date with a TikTok dance challenge. Post-credits scene: The hosts reflect on the night—Cubbi admits Samantha might’ve been the most interesting person they’ve ever spoken to. Damon, now vegan, swears off pineapple for life. Sam’s update tweet: “Blind date: 7/10. Cubbi asked me if I was ‘into the occult.’ I told him I’m into chess . He said it’s ‘literally just math with knights.’ I’m marrying him.” And make it end with a fight over pineapple on pizza
Episode 117: Cubbi and Damon help a zoophile who only dates sentient squirrels. This fictional podcast piece is a love letter to the absurdity of dating apps, existential dread, and pineapple on pizza. May your blind dates be full of surprises. 🍍🎮